Group 4 Insecurity – Part II, corporal punishment

Yesterday a House of Commons select committee hoped to get to the bottom of the bungling of security arrangements at the Olympic sites. They had hoped to interview Nick Buckles the company’s chairman, but instead a 16 year old public school boy, complete with satchel and pencil case came instead. There was a brief delay while he tripped over his own umbilical cord, and while the established his identity, although it was later realized that he was fact the head of the company.

Headmaster David Winnick told him that his homework was “a humiliating shambles“, that he’d been late for PE and that all in all he had been a very naughty boy. He was told to write it out on the blackboard 100 times how sorry he was, before collecting his bonus check of £57 million on the way out…

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